I hope I will provide you with a few smiles and plenty of opportunity to get on your soapbox and rant, either at me or with me.
Be warned though, I am NOT "politically correct". A spade is just that, not a "manually operated earth moving implement".
Anything I write in here probably will contain nuts, nicotine, alcohol and sexual references. If the content offends you then don't read it.
I would like to point out that anything I write in here is my opinion only. Therefore, if, at any point, I use a copulative form of the verb "to be" in what may appear to be a derogatory sense, then the phrase "in my opinion" succeeds it.
E-mail me here. Send me spam and I'll tear your belly open and fill you full of maggots!